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Player: United  RiverTam Subject: Punch Lines Only

2011-08-12 14:33:38
Zahnarzt reminded me of a type of joke that often has an elaborate setup and where the punch line is a play on words. With these jokes, it is usually enough to hear the punch line and you can reconstruct the joke. Zahnarzt posted \"I can\'t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer\". Another is \"Don\'t hatchet your counts before they chicken\". Does anyone else have a favorite they want to contribute?-
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1Canada  cc14226285672011-08-12 15:20:36
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.-

2United  RiverTam2011-08-12 17:58:11
It\'s a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan.-

3England  cc1422628553ChessHere Moderator2011-08-12 18:27:28
While shepherds washed their socks at night, all seated round the tub, an angel of the lord came down, and they began to scrub.-

4United  RiverTam2011-08-14 02:14:13
Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.-

5Australia  ZahnarztChessHere Gold Member2011-08-14 07:25:48
There was an insomniac, dyslexic atheist who used to stay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.-

6Canada  cc14226285672011-08-14 13:17:56
are you nucking futs?-

7England  cc1422628553ChessHere Moderator2011-08-14 16:32:19
The Chinese waiter - Hoo flung that-

8Australia  ZahnarztChessHere Gold Member2011-08-15 12:09:16
A one-eyed fat rabbit said to the doctor, \"I\'ve been mixin\' me toasties.\"-

9United  RiverTam2011-08-15 15:12:15
The King said, \"I wouldn\'t send a knight out on a dog like that.\"-

10United  GoodKnightDear2011-08-16 22:51:57
But, Your Maj, the knight is young!-

11United  RiverTam2011-08-22 15:45:16
\"I\'m a frayed knot.\"-

12United  GoodKnightDear2011-08-22 21:06:53
The second Aussie turns to the first and says, \"Nice going mate! Now we\'re going to have to pee in the boat.\"-

13England  cc1422628553ChessHere Moderator2011-08-22 21:43:55
2 lepers playing cards : one threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off.-

14New  Moontheloon2011-08-22 23:45:06
no eye deer-

15New  Moontheloon2011-08-22 23:45:35
still no eye deer-

16United  GoodKnightDear2011-08-25 17:58:43
\"A leisure centre.\" It\'s a Welsh joke.-

17Australia  ZahnarztChessHere Gold Member2011-08-26 23:51:21
Hoping to get a laugh I sent ten puns to ten different friends, but no pun in ten did.-

18United  RiverTam2011-08-29 18:40:42
The chef said, \"There\'s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.\"-

19United  JPB2011-08-29 19:20:38
so the preist and the rabbi agreed to disagree and walked their seperate ways!-

20England  cc1422628553ChessHere Moderator2011-09-04 19:24:26
\" Hello up there! \" \" Hello Dan Dare! \"-

21United  RiverTam2011-09-06 00:04:43
That is why people who live in grass houses shouldn\'t stow thrones.-

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